One, two! If you ever hear a noise in the night your body starts to sweat It shakes and shivers in fright You go and sleep with your Mother, she hates your guts She knows that you love her so she holds you tight all through the night until the broad day light But when she doesn't come home you have to sleep alone Then you wet your bed and I think that's sad for a girl of nineteen It's more than sad it's obscene! One, two! And you think it's 'bout time that you died And I agree so you decide on suicide You tried but you never quite carried it out You only wanted to die in order to show off And if you think it's gonna bleed all over me you're even wronger than you'd normally be And the only things you wanna see are kitsch The only thing you wanna be is rich Your little pink up-pointed nose begins to twitch I know you know you're just a little bitch! One, two...