Tom: F# F# I'm so sick of me, wake up and hate to breathe D#m D# D#m And I pride myself in that, so dramatic, I admit F# G# I'm so typical, my life ain't difficult D#m G# D#m But I am so caught up in it, just a lowlife, I'll admit F# G#m I'm self-critical, tryhard original D#m G# D#m C# Oh, I pride myself on that, such a loser, I'll admit [Pre-Chorus] F# And I ask myself when my time will come D#m F# Will I run away, will I run away ? [Chorus] F# G#m I'm the original loser B G# Some days I wish I was anyone else F# B I'm the original loser B C# Some days I wish I was anyone else [Verse 2] F# I'm so paranoid, most people I avoid D#m G#m Not seeking sympathy (Nah), I just want all of this F# Under an umbrella (Yeah) F# I try to shelter myself from the rain F# I try to stop my head from going insane F# I'm counting down, all the days D#m I swear that there's a price they took G#m Being alone [?] D#m Can I suffocate you when they cannot fucking chase me out? (Ayy) F# Anagram all of the letters, tellin me that I'm gonna be fine Cleaning the world is out of my mind G#m Piece them together and dump on the sides B I'ma be alone tonight if I try to stay alive and realise I'm going blind [Chorus] F# B (Congratulations) I'm the original loser B Some days I wish I was anyone else F# B (Congratulations) I'm the original loser B Some days I wish I was anyone else [Bridge] D#m Don't let 'em change your mind Don't let 'em change your mind (Ooh) B And don't let 'em waste your time Don't let 'em waste your time (Someone save me) D#m Don't let 'em change your mind Don't let 'em change your mind (Loser) B Don't let 'em waste your time Don't let 'em waste your time F# Yeah, don't let 'em waste your time [Chorus] F# D#m I'm the original loser (Congratulations) G#m D#m F# Some days I wish I was anyone else