Tom: E E B C#m The weak spot on a beachball is the valve A If you don't count the smell B Or the fact that the harder you hit it E B C#m The slower it seems to go A Till the wind blows and takes it away B To the side of the bay E B Where the guard at the gate C#m A B Has a gun and a phone and a radio [Verse] E B C#m You say the world isn't fair A You say you don't care B You say it was cheap and you tell me E B C#m A The damn thing never did hold air, hold air As we watch it float toward B The boats over there [Refrain] E B Where the guard at the gate C#m A B Has a gun and a phone and a radio [Chorus] E B C#m The weak spot on a beachball is the valve A If you don't count the smell B Or the fact that the harder you hit it E B C#m The slower it seems to go A Till the wind blows and takes it away B To the side of the bay E B Where the guard at the gate C#m A B Has a gun and a phone and a radio