Well, you can't stop on the side of the highway no more to see if someone needs help You can't pick a hitchhiker up He might She might have a gun How could you send your kid to an American school now? I could not send my kid to an American school Well I can almost see you having a gun if you lived out, way out on the open range If there was no one, no one within 30 miles of you Mostly we live next to and right on top of each other Well back in 1933 Einstein left Germany He knew what he was feeling And he wasn't feeling safe I wonder if he felt like his number could come up any time I wonder if he felt entered in some dark lottery It's no wonder we need so many drugs The mall on the edge of town has turned into Beirut I do not like anyone walking behind me And I do not want to get stopped by the cops for anything I'm talking disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Talking disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament See, I do not want my politicians in my bed or in my house or house of God I don't care what they believe Or what they look like or who their daddy is And I do not care who a senator sucks or a president fucks at all How many ads they got on TV What they did or did not do in the war See I'd rather kill the guns Then have to kill off my emotions I'm scared to speak my mind Or disagree Or even move I might get noticed Man, it's just no fun anymore The golden rule has changed Fire unto others before they fire unto you I don't need no more erection pills I don't need a million baldness cures Hell, these days to die in a car crash Is practically dignified What's the point of going to the health club building your body, pumping them weights? If a five-year-old can walk up and blow you away Hey governor Whatchyou doing about the guns? Hey candidate Whatchyou gonna do about the guns? I don't really want to die 'cuz someone's pissed off at his girlfriend I don't want my kid to die 'cuz someone didn't make the football team I don't care what John Rocker says The first amendment's good by me But the second one's outdated It's ashes ought to be burned and scattered We're talking disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Talking disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament I write this from some highway rest stop Now I'm gonna go sleep in my van In America these days That makes me practically a hero I don't care what the top ten movies are I don't care who just won a million dollars I don't care what you think of abortion Though I think it's probably better to eat the egg than kill the chicken Hey senator Whatchyou gonna do about the guns? Hey Mrs. President Whatchyou gonna do about the guns? Hey Batman Whatchyou gonna do about the guns? Hey Superman Whatchyou gonna do about the guns? Hey Lone Ranger You ain't alone anymore Too many other rangers Time to turn in your gun Hey policeman Time to turn in your gun Hey everybody Time to turn in your gun England isn't coming We ain't holding off the Huns If you want to hunt the elk Check out a gun like you check out your bowling shoes See, I've heard all the arguments "We need the guns against the government" But the last time that I checked The government's supposed to be us And if that isn't true Let's have a revolution right now But if the government is us Let's get rid of all the guns People say it could never happen Well, that's what they said about Jim Crow The day he became president John F. Kennedy said "Let us begin" We need disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Talking disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament Disarmament I used to live next to a nursery school Those kids screamed all day, every day I often dreamed about killing them I'm glad I didn't have a gun