Tom: Eb C Well I don't know if I'm wrong C/B Cause she's only just gone Am G7 Here's to another relationship F Em Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease F G7 I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means C C/B Cried when she should and she laughed when she could Am G7 Here's to the man with his face in the mud F Em And an overcast play just taken away F G7 From the lover’s in love at the center of stage, yeah F7M Loving is fine if you have plenty of time G6 For walking on stilts, at the edge of your mind and F7M Loving is good if your dick's made of wood G6 And the dick left inside, only half understood her F7M What makes her come and what makes her stay G6 What makes the animal run, run away, yeah F7M What makes him stall, what makes him stand G6 And what shakes the elephant now and what makes a man F7M G6 Am6(9) I don't know, I don't know, I don't know Am6(9) G6 F7M G6 C No I don't know you anymore C C7M F7M No, no, no, no C F7M Oh yeah Hey hey, hey hey C I don't know if I'm wrong E7 'Cause she’s only just gone Am G7 Why the fuck is this day taking so long F Em I was a lover of time and once she was mine F G7 I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed C E7 Cried when she should and she laughed when she could Am G7 Well closer to God is the one who's in love F Em And I walk away cause I can F G7 Too many options may kill a man F7M Loving is fine if it's not in your mind G6 But I've fucked it up now, too many times F7M Loving is good if it's not understood G6 Yeah, but I'm the professor and feel that I should know F7M What makes her come and what makes her stay G6 What makes the animal run, run away and F7M What makes him tick apart from him prick G6 And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick F7M G6 Am6(9) I don't know, I don't know, I don't know F7M No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know F7M G6 Am6(9) No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, know, know Am6(9) G6 F7M G6 C Hell I don't know you anymore C C7M F7M No, no, no no C F7M Oh yeah Hey hey C Well I don't know if I'm wrong E7 'Cause she's only just gone Am G7 Here's to another relationship F Em Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease F G7 I finished it off with some French wine and cheese C La fille danse C/B Quand elle joue avec moi Am G7 Et je pense que je l'aime des fois F Em Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc F G7 Quand on est ensemble, mettre les mots Sur la petite dodo C La da da da C/B Da da da Am G7 La da da F Em Da da da F G7 La da da C La da da da C/B Da da da Am G7 La da da F Em Da da da F G7 La da da