Tom: D
D G D
Well here I sit in this honky tonk feeling mighty low
D A
Hating to see that old clock on the wall saying its time to go
D G
So bring another drink bartender, troubles boy I got em
G D G D
And if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
[Chorus]
G D
Cause I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen
A
And she don't go me staying out all night
G D
And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen
D A
You can bet your bottom dollar, there's gonna be a hell of a fight
[Verse]
D G D
I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind
D A
But she can't see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine
D G
But when I get the heebie-jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them
G D G D
So if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
[Steel solo]
D G D D A D
[Chorus]
G D
And I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen
A
And she don't go me staying out all night
G D
And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen
D A
You can bet your bottom dollar, there's gonna be a hell of a fight
[Verse]
D G D
I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind
D A
But she can't see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine
D G
But when I get the heebie-jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them
G D G D
So if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
G D G D
Yeah if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
