Tom: Db C# G# F# C# G# F# [Verse] C# G# F# I'll still give you haircuts -- if you let me C# G# F# We can forget we ever tried anthing C# I'll sweep your hair up off the floor G# F# Keep it in a zip-lock bag C# G# F# And keep it in my top drawer [Interlude] C# - G# - A#m - G# - F# C# - G# - A#m - G# - pause [Verse] F# (quietly) I'm just your haircut man now G# So please come and sit down A#m G# Let me touch your hair [Verse] C# F# In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way C# F# In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way C# F# In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way C# F# In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way [Interlude] F# - G# - A#m - Cm F# - G# - A#m - Cm [Verse] C# But I have to lay here on our couch G# And listen to you fuck every night A#m I want to move out G# I want to move on C# G# It's not me you're sharing your room with anymore A#m I want to move out G# I want to move on C# I have to lay here on our couch G# And listen to you fuck every night A#m I want to move out G# I want to move on C# G# It's not me you're trying new things with behind closed doors A#m I want to move out G# C# (Let Ring) I want to move on