If I were Tyler Assoun, even just for a day I'de roll out of bed in the morning & shave the mop off my head Drink beer with Janelle, & chase after Allie You can't get away with what you want, because I have a hatchet with me & I will kill you. (Chorus) If I were Tyler Assoun I don't think I would understand, how he "loves" girls But I swear I'D be a better man... You don't listen to 'her', you don't care how it hurts?... When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted & Everything she had got destroyed... If I were Tyler Assoun I would throw out my phone Tell everyone it's broken So Mariah will stop pranking & leave me alone I put myself first Because I am a conceited fag... & She was always faithful waiting for me to come home (To come home) (Chorus) If I were Tyler Assoun I don't think I would understand, how he "loves" girls But I swear I'D be a better man... You don't listen to 'her', you don't care how it hurts?... When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted & Everything she had got destroyed... It's a little too late for you to come back Well it's just a mistake Think she'de forgive you like that If you thought she'de wait for you You thought wrong... But your just Tyler Assoun You don't understand (And you don't understand) How it feels to love a girl Someday you'll wish you were a better man... You don't listen to her You don't care how it hurts When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted & Everything she had got destroyed... But your just Tyler Assoun...