Am I an animal? Yes Am I alive? Yes Am I a cat? No Am I a fly? No Am I an insect? No Am I a dog? No Am I a rodent? No Am I a frog? No Am I very very big? Very very small? No Have I got four legs? (???) Any legs at all? Yes Am I a seagull? No Am I a bird? No Can't be a fish? No Oh it's getting absurd (too right) Am I a household pet? No Do I live in the zoo? No Do I live in the jungle? No Can I have a clue? No no no no no no no! Am I a human being? Yes! Well done It was the only thing left you know, yea ??? But it's not over yet (no). You've got to guess which one Guess which one, guess which one, guess which one Am I into politics? No Am I on TV? No Am I really famous? No A personality? No Am I in authority? No Am I in control? No Do I work in a factory? No Am I very very old? No Do I know who I am? Yes Am I in this place? Yes Am I in this conversation? Yes Is there a smile on my face? Yes yes Have I just realised that we are animals too? Yes yes! Do I resent the torture of circuses and zoos? Yes yes Do I condemn the hunters? Yes yes Do I condemn the butchers and the murders too? Yes yes Am I opposed to vivisection? Yes yes yes yes! Is there another direction? Yes yes But now I've got two answers, but either one will do See I knew it could be me But now I know it could be you It could be me, could be you, yes yes Could be me, could be you, yes yes Could be me, could be you, yes yes Could be me, could be, could be you