Cult Disciples

Jesus Meets Pizzaman

Cult Disciples


Jesus stepped into a Pizza Hut in L.A. Inside he fell on his knees 
and begun to pray. he ordered Pepperoni on a pizza to go, and 
seconds later robbed the hut with arow and bow! 

I`m jesus me, jesus He, jesus feeds. 
Jesus He, jesus feeds, jesus me. 

Jesus came down from the heavens one day, to find out some more 
'bout "The American way". Red, white and blue filled with human 
despair, this nation needs more than jesus could spare. 

Hang by the cross pizza delivery, 
hang by the cross pizza 
Delivery... 

The pizza man begged jesus for mercy, and gave his soul to saitans 
deciever. He hung him up, and read from his bible, 
and so He Crucified his new disciple!