Yes, I know, I think I am a joke I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere But I don't really care, well maybe I do care But if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me Yes, I know, I'm easily provoked I try to play it placid but I just can't take a joke I guess that's the part that's funny, I guess I'm a real dummy As I cannot hide my upset, I run crying home to mummy Mummy, mummy, mummy! Why are they so cruel? Why do they all laugh at me when I go to school? And when I get a job? And when I leave home? And when I start a family? And even when I'm dead? Mummy said: Poor sweetie what do they say? After they make a joke do they say JK? I said no she said oh! That's really bad I always say JK after having a laugh Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do? She said: First thing tomorrow we take you out of school You don't have to get a job to start a family would be cruel It is such a pain to have to be related to you And then I waited and I waited and I waited all day But mummy never went on to say JK I know, I think I am a joke I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere But I don't really care, well maybe I do care But if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me