Take one Jesus without bones
Chop some onion, take a sauce,
Tablespoon of pepper flakes.
You can also add some mustard,
Just to marinate this bastard.
Ten green bottles standing on the wall...
You can grill him on the cross
But be sure to hide from the boss,
Satanic hell under the pan,
Unholy fire as hot as the sun
Let`s fry god`s new born son
Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise,
Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze
One squirrel or you can also take two
This is my recipe for christian soup
When your meat is quite good
Add some water to make a soup
smashing your cheek like a hooligan`s brick.
Then should boil it for some time
Put a pint of wheat-germs too
And one liver from a cow which makes moo!
At the end of your adventure
with a cooking of christian ranger
Take your pottery and silver cultery.
Do not tell your priest
That you just ate jesus`es wrist
And some holy ribs, with those white little chips.
Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise,
Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze
One squirrel or you can also take two
This is my recipe for christian soup
