Tom: D D G I work all day like a dog just to make a dime A D What uncle sam doesn’t take he sends to my two X-wives D G All that I need is a small bag of weed and a friend A A place we can go, where the beer is ice cold D and the women don’t care where you’ve been. [Chorus] D G Cause I been through hell, I’ve been locked up in jail A D Left out in the cold, I’ve been drunk I’ve been stoned G Going out of my mind, one night stand at a time A I need a lady to hold me, as long as she leaves in the morning D Cause I won’t be changing her name or the way that I am C G D [Verse 2] D G This whiskey bottle in my hand is going dry A D There ain’t enough whiskey in this bottle to get her off my mind D G I know I’m to blame for living on some old bar stool A D Ain’t a good girl in this worlds gonna put up with the crazy things I do [Chorus] D G Cause I been through hell, I’ve been locked up in jail A D Left out in the cold, I’ve been drunk I’ve been stoned G Going out of my mind, one night stand at a time A I need a lady to hold me, as long as she leaves in the morning D Cause I won’t be changing her name or the way that I am [Bridge] C G D C G Em A There Ain’t no use in pretending they’ll be some happy ending D cause I won’t be changing her name or the way that I am