West Covina, California! In my soul, I feel a fire 'Cause I am heading for the pride of the inland empire! My life's about to change, oh my gosh! 'Cause I'm hopelessly, desperately in love with West Covina! See the sparkle off the concrete ground Hear the whoosh of the bustling town What a feeling of love in my gut I'm falling faster than the middle school's music program was cut People dine at Chez Applebee [Advertisement Back-up Singer] Ah! [Rebecca] And the sky seems to smile at me! [Advertisement Back-up Singer 2] Ah! [Rebecca] It's all new, but I have no fear [Advertisement Back-up Singer 3] ¡Accidentes! [Rebecca] And also by coincidence, Josh Just happens to be here What a cool-looking anime wig And I've never seen a pretzel this big It's my destiny that much is clear And also this guy Josh just happens to be here Is he here? He's not here To be clear, I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change 'Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange But don't get me wrong, if he asked for a date I would totally be like, that sounds great! Did it sound cool when I said, that sounds great? Ok, how about now, that sounds great Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh But I didn't move here because of Josh Do you get those things are different? [Delivery guy] No hablo inglés [Rebecca] ¿Entiendes que son diferentes? Look, everyone Stop giving me the shakedown I am not having a nervous West Covina, California West Covina, California