[Castleman] Some people are scared of goblins and ghosts They shriek at a raven perched on a post Oh no! They cry It's a spooky black cat! But there are so many things far more frightening than that Like when I asked a woman I hadn't seen in a while How long she'd been pregnant, and there went her smile Turns out she'd just gained weight I'm so sorry, I said And when that memory fills me with horror and dread I do the cringe! Ugh! I do the cringe! Oh! [Heather, Paula, And Valencia] More than a twinge [Castleman] The thought leaves me aghast Because nothing is as scary as what lurks in your past [Valencia] Banshees and ghouls can give a good fright [Paula] But that's not what keeps me up at night [Heather] I think about that time in bed with my ex When I chuckled at his penis during sex [Castleman, Rebecca, Paula, And Valencia] She does the cringe [Heather] It was a full-blown laugh [Castleman, Rebecca, Paula, And Valencia] She does the cringe [Heather] It looked like a cute little puppet [Castleman, Rebecca, Paula, And Valencia] She does the cringe [Heather] He went soft and cried [Mr. Trapani] And that was the night their relationship died! [Gary] I told a date I lost my wallet so she would pay [Susan] I hooked up with the bassist of Sugar Ray [Christopher] I got an angel tattoo on my upper thigh [Tara] I gave my mother's eulogy completely high [Devon] See, everyone has sins they want to wash away [Benjamin] I came up with the town motto, live, work, play [All] We do the cringe [Benjamin] It was not my best work [All] We do the cringe [Benjamin] In fairness, I was also high [All] We do the cringe [Castleman] Regret can be a blast But nothing is as funky as what lurks in your past Cringe dance! [All] Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Ah! [REBECCA] We all have skeletons [Castleman] Real and metaphorically [CHRISTOPHER] Wait, aren't you the guy who murdered me? [REBECCA] What? [Castleman] Nothing! The cringe! [All] Cringe!