Love is a game, love is a game But I've never enjoyed playing any sort of game I hate round objects flying at my head In seventh grade, I convinced the principa L to let me count bat mitzvah prep as my phys ed In games you can get hurt, in games you can get bruised In order for a victory, someone else must lose And it's a sign of weakness just to throw in the towel People hate when you play dirty, which I think is called a foul? If love's a game, if love's a game Then in forfeiting, I find no shame This whole thing is a powder keg I have no choice but to cancel on Greg?