[Rebecca]
Hello, nice to meet you
You've been inside of me
[Greg]
Hello, nice to meet you
You broke my heart
[Rebecca & Greg]
Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger
I've spent many years processing my anger
Wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew
But it's nice to meet you
[Greg]
Oh, ma'am, your baguette!
[Rebecca]
It's funny, you remind me of this guy
Whom I labeled as toxic
[Greg]
Yeah, in a certain light you look like this girl
Who screwed my best friend
[Rebecca]
Ugh, she sounds like a bitch
[Greg]
Yeah, she kinda was
[Rebecca & Greg]
We've met before
But I really can't place it
[Greg]
Oh, was it that time
We ate pizza naked?
[Rebecca]
Right! That night was sick
I ate sauce off your-
[Greg]
Yes, and that burned
[Rebecca & Greg]
It's nice to meet you
I mean is anyone we meet
Really that new to us
We're all the same species
That grew in a uterus
[Rebecca]
A kiss is a kiss
[Greg]
But to be fair
It's not every day your Doc asks
How did sauce get in there?
[Rebecca]
Hello, nice to meet you
You seem really cool
[Greg]
Hello, nice to meet you
I am indeed really cool
[Rebecca & Greg]
If you have a message
For my doppelganger
I'm happy to pass it along
As a favor
[Greg]
Tell her I have her scrunchie
[Rebecca]
I still have his coat
[Greg]
Tell her she kissed good
[Rebecca]
Tell him I have notes
[Rebecca]
Tell him it's sad
That he had to hide
[Greg]
Tell her arrabbiata
Is not for inside
[Rebecca]
Tell him I'm sorry
[Greg]
Tell her I am too
[Rebecca & Greg]
Now that's settled
It's nice to meet you
It's nice to meet you
In various meet cutes
It's nice to meet you
