Hey mr. johnson! Won't you sign my paycheck? I've been waiting here forever And i got a reservation But nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong, Singing your songs to the old man on the bench I'm sitting here with a monkey wrench And i'm waiting for some answers Hey mr. johnson! Won't you sign my paycheck? I've been waiting here forever And i'm running out of patience But nothing ever happens when you're doing nothing Sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog Hey man! where did it all go wrong? I don't know at all… at all… Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong Doing it wrong, doing it doing it Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong Doing it wrong, doing it doing it Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong Doing it wrong, doing it doing it Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong Doing it wrong, doing it doing it wrong