You won't believe what I coulda told ya But I don't believe I've the balls to let you know I can say that 'cause I'm a man But I feel like a little boy today I cherish my intercontinental friendships We talk it over continental breakfast In a hotel in East Bumble, wherever Somewhere on the sphere, around here I cherish my intercontinental friendships Not much very big on enemies So I kick a can way up into the Sun, man But it falls down into a ravine I don't mean to even think about it that way, but I do Watchin' the waves come in at night From my back porch stoop Porch swing swingin' on its own See it's just an inhabitant of some holy ghost I walk like a bruised ego along shorefront property Un-owned to me But I'm feelin' inferior on the interior don't ya see Guarded and sentimental (and after all, its just a rental) (Like better luck performin' telekinesis on a priestess) You won't believe what I mighta, coulda told ya But I wouldn't wanna leave ya trippin' out over it OK, more-so me, but (Or just me) Watchin' the waves come in at night From my back porch stoop Porch swing swingin' on its own See it's just an inhabitant of some holy ghost I cherish my intercontinental friendships We talk it over continental breakfast In a hotel in East Bumble, wherever Somewhere on the sphere, around here