Tom: D G Aw, D G c'mon all of you big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help again, D G got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder in Vietnam E A D G put down your books and pick up a gun we're gonna have a whole lot of fun [Chorus] A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for? D G don't ask me I don't give a damn next stop is Vietnam A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's five, six, seven open up the pearly gates! E A D G Well, there ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die! [Verse 2] D G Now, c'mon Wall Street don't move slow why man this war a go go, D G there's plenty good money to be made supplying the Army with the tools of the trade E A D G just hope and pray when they drop the bomb they drop it on the Viet Cong [Chorus] A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for? D G don't ask me I don't give a damn next stop is Vietnam A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates! E A D G Well, there ain't no time to wonder why whoopee we're all gonna die [Verse 3] D G Now, c'mon generals let's move fast your big chance is here at last, D G now you can go out and get those reds cause the only good commie is one that's dead E A D G you know that peace can only be won when we blow 'em all to kingdom come [Chorus] A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for? D G don't ask me I don't give a damn next stop is Vietnam A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's five, six, seven open up the pearly gates! E A D G Well, there ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die! [Verse 4] D G Now, c'mon mothers throughout the land pack your boys off to Vietnam. D G C'mon fathers don't hesitate to send your sons off before it's too late! E A D G Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box! [Chorus] A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for? D G don't ask me I don't give a damn next stop is Vietnam A/E Bb/F D/F# G and it's five, six, seven open up the pearly gates! E A D G Well, there ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die!