Tom: F D Come on all of you big strong men G Uncle Sam needs your help again D He's got himself in a terrible jam G Way down yonder in Viet Nam so E7 A Put down your books and pick up a gun we're D G Gonna have a whole lotta fun A7 G7 D7 G And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? D G Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam A7 G7 D7 G And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates E A D G Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die D Well, come on generals, let's move fast G Your big chance has come at last D Now you can go out and get those reds G Cos the only good commie is the one that's dead and E A You know that peace can only be won when we've D G Blown 'em all to kingdom come A7 G7 D7 G And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? D G Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam A7 G7 D7 G And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates E A D G Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die D Come on wall street don't be slow G Why man this war is a go-go D There's plenty good money to be made by G Supplying the army with the tools of its trade E7 A Let's hope and pray that if they drop the bomb, D G They drop it on the Viet Cong A7 G7 D7 G And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? D G Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam A7 G7 D7 G And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates E A D G Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die D Come on mothers throughout the land G Pack your boys off to Viet Nam D Come on fathers don't hesitate G Send your sons off before it's too late E7 A Be the first ones on your block D G To have your boy come home in a box A7 G7 D7 G And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? D G Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam A7 G7 D7 G And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates E A D G Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die.