When I walk an' I'm called And I don't turn like that Should I be introduced And I sound very flat It isn't a grudge I bear Why, blame it on my last affair If I pass up my plate Though that dish is delish If I'm handed a bone And I don't care to wish It isn't the bill of fare Why, just blame it on my last affair It hurt me so and now I don't know If I'll ever live it through While there's no excuse For this abuse Coming from one like you And if I'm walkin' the park When I should be in bed If my eyes fill with tears At each love word that's said It's not that I need the air Why just blame it on my last affair. (Musical Break - one line) And I don't turn like that (Musical Break - one line) And I sound very flat It isn't a grudge I bear Why just blame it on my last affair (Musical Break - one line) Though that dish is delish (Musical Break - one line) And I don't care to wish It isn't the bill of fare Why just blame it on my last affair I'll blame it on my last affair