Tom: G
G C
What a friend we have in Maggie
G D
She has proved she really cares
G C
She is our strength and our salvation
G D G
She's the answer to our prayers
[Chorus]
G C
Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
G D
Kick it in another goal
G C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
G D G
When you're living on the dole
[Verse 1]
G C
There’s a team in the south they call the tories
G D
For years they have led Division 1
G C
In the face of heavy competition
G D G
They haven’t lost their winning run
D G
Although they’ve dropped some midfield men fae Scotland
C G D
It has nay upset their strategies
G C
Cause the punters showed a healthy rate of interest
G D G
When they buy shares in their companies
[Chorus]
G C
Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
G D
Kick it in another goal
G C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
G D G
When you're living on the dole
[Verse 2]
G C
Now the tories beat the opposition
G D
The opposition did nay show much sense
G C
Cause they mainly play the ball up tay the left-wing
G D G
And they can be suspect in defence
D G
And they had a bit o trouble with their strikers
C G D
Who thought they should have a bigger fee
G C
And they chased away a lot of their supporters
G D G
When they showed a militant tendency
[Chorus]
G C
Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
G D
Kick it in another goal
G C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
G D G
When you're living on the dole
[Chorus]
G C
Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
G D
Kick it in another goal
G C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
G D G
When you're living on the dole
[Verse 3]
G C
There’s a sad side facing relegation
G D
Though the top of the league had been their dream
G C
They tried almost every combination
G D G
Even transfers fae another team
D G
They even took the field and played two captains
C G D
Who thought they were really on the ball
G C
Just to find when they heard the final whistle
G D G
They had only gone and ballsed it all
[Chorus]
G C
Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
G D
Kick it in another goal
G C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
G D G
When you're living on the dole
[Verse 4]
G C
There's a cry fae the terraces of Hamden,
G D
When they show the re-run of the game,
G C
If the scots had played a different set of tactics,
G D G
The score would no have been the same
D G
The Tories say they've put the Great back in Great Britain,
C G D
If that helps us, we’ll have to wait and see
G C
But they might have put the Scot back into Scotland,
G D G
If Scotland had supported SNP
[Chorus]
G C
Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
G D
Kick it in another goal
G C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
G D G
When you're living on the dole
