Tom: D D A D G D D A A D A D G D A D A D A D D [Chorus] D A D G In Kirkintulloch there's nae pubs D A And I'm sure you wonder why D A D G My brother and me we went on a spree D A D A And we drank the pubs a' dry a' dry D A D We drank the pubs a' dry [Verse 1] D A D My Grandpaw he worked down the pit A D And so did my father tae A D G Ye work like a mule when ye leave the school D A D A7 And you drink on a Saturday, my lads D A D You drink on a Saturday [Chorus] D A D G In Kirkintulloch there's nae pubs D A And I'm sure you wonder why D A D G My brother and me we went on a spree D A D A And we drank the pubs a' dry a' dry D A D We drank the pubs a' dry [Verse 2] D A D The gaffer doon the pit my lads A D Could scarce believe his een A D G For my brother and me we howked mair coal D A D A7 Wi his latest cuttin' machine my lads D A D his latest cuttin' machine [Chorus] D A D G In Kirkintulloch there's nae pubs D A And I'm sure you wonder why D A D G My brother and me we went on a spree D A D A And we drank the pubs a' dry a' dry D A D We drank the pubs a' dry [Verse 3] D A D My faither he was a Glesga man A D And my mother come frae Troon A D G They baith did say the other day D A D A7 It's time you settled doon my lads D A D It's time you settled doon [Chorus] D A D G In Kirkintulloch there's nae pubs D A And I'm sure you wonder why D A D G My brother and me we went on a spree D A D A And we drank the pubs a' dry a' dry D A D We drank the pubs a' dry [Verse 4] D A D So I think I'll just get married lads A D and hae a family tae A D G Then we'll use our mits and work in the pits D A D A7 And drink on a Saturday my lads D A D And drink on a Saturday [Chorus] D A D G In Kirkintulloch there's nae pubs D A And I'm sure you wonder why D A D G My brother and me we went on a spree D A D A And we drank the pubs a' dry a' dry D A D We drank the pubs a' dry