Tom: Em Em Bm A man came riding oot the west one wild and stormy day Em Bm He was tall and quiet and hungry his eyes were smoky grey Em Bm Em He was lean across the hurdies but his shoulders they were big Am Em Bm Em The terror of the hielan' glens that was the Portree kid [Chorus] Bm Em Am Em He drum ho, he drum hey, The teuchter that cam frae Skye. [Verse] Em Bm His sidekick was an orra’man, and oh but he was mean Em Bm He was ca’ed the midnight plough boy, and he came frae Aberdeen Em Bm Em He had twenty seven notches on his cromak so they say Am Em Bm Em And he killed a million Indians, way up in Stornoway [Verse] Em Bm Portree booted in the door he sauntered tae the bar Em Bm He poured a shot o crabbies he shouted Slàinte Mhat Em Bm Em While midnight was being chatted up by a bar room girl called Pam Am Em Bm Em Who said well howdy – stranger, wad ye buy's a babycham [Verse] Em Bm Now over in the corner sat three men frae Auchertool Em Bm They were playing games for money in a snakes and ladder school Em Bm Em The fourth man was a southerner who’d come up from Macmerry Am Em Bm Em He'd been a river gambler on the Ballachulish Ferry [Chorus] Bm Em Am Em He drum ho, he drum hey, The teuchter that cam frae Skye. [Verse] Em Bm Portree walked up to the table and he shouted 'Shake me in' Em Bm He shoogled on the egg cup, he ]gave the dice a spin Em Bm Em He threw seven sixes in a row and the game was nearly done Am Em Bm Em But he landed on a snake, and finished on square one [Verse] Em Bm The game was nearly over and Portree was doing fine Em Bm He’d landed on a ladder, he was up to forty-nine Em Bm Em He only had but one to go and the other man was beat Am Em Bm Em But the gambler couped the board up, and shouted "you're a cheat" [Verse] Em Bm Men dived behind the rubber plants to try and save their skins Em Bm The accordionist stopped playing, his sidekick dropped the spoons Em Bm Em He says "I think its funny, you’ve been up the ladder twice, Am Em Bm Em And ye always dunt the table, when I’m going to throw the dice" [Chorus] Bm Em Am Em He drum ho, he drum hey, The teuchter that cam frae Skye. [Verse] Em Bm The gambler drew his Skian Dubh as fast as lightening speed Em Bm Portree grabbed a screwtop and cracked him O the heid Em Bm Em Then he gave him laldy wi’ a salmon off the wall Am Em Bm Em And he finished off the business, wi’ his lucky grousefoot's claw [Verse] Em Bm Portree walked up to the bar, he says "I’ll hae a half" Em Bm And d’ye like the way I stuck it on that wee Macmerry nyaff Em Bm Em But the Southerner crept up behind his features wracked wi’ pain Am Em Bm Em And gubbed him wi' an ashtray made oot o' a curling stane [Verse] Em Bm The fight went raging on all night till opening time next day Em Bm Wi’ a break for soup and stovies aff a coronation tray Em Bm Em It was getting kind o' obvious, that neither man would win Am Em Bm Em When came the shout that stopped it all "there’s a bus trip comin in" [Chorus] Bm Em Am Em He drum ho, he drum hey, The teuchter that cam frae Skye. [Verse] Em Bm They sing this song in Galashiels and up to Peterheid Em Bm Way down o’er the borders across the Rio Tweed Em Bm Em About what became O’Portree, Midnight and the gamblin' man, Am Em Bm Em They opened up a gift shop selling fresh air in a can [Chorus] Bm Em Am Em He drum ho, he drum hey, The teuchter that cam frae Skye.