Tom: C C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know, C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. C G I go out seal hunting with my best friend, Tarka, Am F But all i wanna do is get into his parka. C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. C G Well, me and Nukflukchuckbuck, we both like flowers, Am F But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. C G I make a wish on the northern lights, Am F That i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. And the seals thay sing now C G Am F (Seals singing) C G These cold winter nights are taking their toll. Am F I even get excited when I see the North Pole, See the North Pole. C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know. C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. Like the Proclaimers would sing it C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know. C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. Like Bob Dylan C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know. C G Am F I'm the only gay... eskimo Like Ric Ocasek from The Cars C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, (0h oh, oh oh) I'm the only one I know. C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo. And she used to be mine ine ine ine ine Like Oasis C G I'm the only gay eskimo, (fighting...) Like Van Morrison C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, I have seen it coming out of the street and (mumbling...) C G Am F Jesus Christ fits in the somehow as well... and the crack was good C G Am F I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know. C G F I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.