Been driving down I-95 Seen Christ riding tanks on the signs A holy dog tog, confederate flag Singing: The south will soon rise Slim boys in the field playing ball Keep lifting, son, soon you’ll be tall Your daddy is proud when your skull hits the ground 'Cause the brain damage broadens your jaw That’s the most beautiful girl that I’ve seen With her face on my morning TV She’ll tighten her dress to push up her breasts And the forecast today is obscene All these pills that my doctor prescribed I’d honestly rather get high The bugs in my brain don’t seem so insane With the pot glazing over my eyes Take a photograph of the full Moon But my camera can’t quite get the zoom Put the phone away, kiss her on the face 'Cause the whole world will unravel soon