Today I started home with just a mile ago and everythin' was goin' on right And then I heard sock it to me on the radio and I'll never make it home tonight Well I made it down on the old crossroad where the wrong road leads to the right Then I thought of many in the mini skirts and I'll never make it home tonight Yeah the road to the right is wrong the one to the left is right I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong And I'll never make it home tonight Yeah the road to the right... Down in the glad place for the sad I'm losin' for I'm gonna get fight I'm a lookin' for good place to go bad and I'll never make it home tonight Well I got kinda high and live a little low started home about daylight When I got to the road where I should've get left again I turn to the right Yeah the road to the right... Yeah the road to the right... Yeah it don't look like I'm gonna make it home tonight