Tom: G
[Intro] G C Em C
[Primeiro Verso]
G C Em
Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex?
C G
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
C Em
Only took about a hundred million texts
C
God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist
[Pré-Refrão]
G C Em C
Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much
G C Em
'Cause every time they ask, I always tell, tell, tell, tell them
[Refrão]
G
That's my fucking best friend
C
That's my fucking right hand
Em C
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
G C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
Em C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
G
That's my fucking lifeline
C
That's my ride or die, likе
Em C
That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
G C
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
Em C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my
[Pós-Refrão]
G C Em C
Ooh-ooooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Baby, you're my
[Segundo Verso]
G C Em
Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
C
If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two
G C Em
And that shit is gonna end up being true
C
'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you
G C
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 AM?
Em C
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
G C
You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
Em
So when they ask, I've always said
[Refrão]
G
That's my fucking best friend
C
That's my fucking right hand
Em C
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
G C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
Em C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
G
That's my fucking lifeline
C
That's my ride or die, likе
Em C
That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
G C
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
Em C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my
[Pós-Refrão]
G C Em C
Ooh-ooooh, ooh-ooh-oooh
Baby, you're my
[Pós-Refrão]
G C Em C
Ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Baby, you're my
G C Em
Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding
C
What? Who? Are you kidding?
G C Em
Oh my God, oh my—, no, no, no, don't respond
C
Don't respond, don't respond
Baby, you're my—
Em
Yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes
