The wedding party had just begun People getting lose and having fun 'Til Mary overheard the father of the bride In a panic 'cause they had run out of wine Mary said, "Son, they have no wine" Mary said, "Son, they have no wine" He said, "I can't help that Mom, it's not my time" Mary said, "Son, they have no wine" Mary told the waiter, "Do what he tells you Take what he gives you and buy what he sells you Listen to him once and listen to him twice Don't ignore any of his advice" Well, even Jesus was smiling now He always liked to help out anyhow He said, "I'll need seven buckets, all in a row All of 'em filled with H2O" The waiter was gone for ten minutes or so And then he came back, just like he was told He said, "Here's your seven buckets, all in line" Jesus said, "That's not water, it's wine" Just then a man walked by with a frown on his face Saying, "Suppose that I might have a taste?" Mary winked and said she thought he could So he drank a cup and said, "Boy, that's good" He said, "Most people serve the good wine first And as the night wears on, the wine gets worse But you certainly have shown a lot of class You've saved the best wine for last" Jesus told the waiter, "Don't say a word About what you've seen and what you've heard" The waiter agreed and he tried hard too By the very next day, the whole town knew