Then the things get all confused and things get all shook up You lose your sense of balance and find yourself upside-down Turn on you water faucet, all this green stuff falls out And when you try to speak, the words will not make sense I'm not a big disaster, I get my work all done Sometimes I don't show up though and I don't even call in My fellow workers hate me, I know it's not their fault I've got to hide my pay check, they'll try to rip it up I do not save my money, that makes my wife upset I like to spend my wages the very first chance I get Sometimes they cut my power, they turn my phone off too And sometimes I am threatened 'round when the rent is due But I won't be ruled by hatred, I will not live in fear My burden gets to heavy, I'll simply disappear I'll probably shave my eyebrows and cut off all my hair And paint myself to blend in the great northwest somewhere