College Humor

Kiss The Girl

College Humor


Tom: G

 G
There you see her, sitting there across the way.
C
She don't got a lot to say but there's something,
G                    D
about her,   And you don't know why,
          C                           G
But your dying to try  You wanna kiss the girl

G
There you kissed her,
G
Easier I thought  that it would be
C
Now you know its time to see what else she’ll
G                  D
 be on for Surely it wont hurt
C                                     G
 if you go for the shirt Now that you kiss the girl

G                   C
Shalalalala forget the face, its time to
G                                        D
 second base  go on and feel the boobs
G                   C                    D
shalalalala unbuckle bra, its just like Mardi gras
           G
In New Orleans with gay dudes

[Verse]
G
Now is your moment Take her care below the belt
C
When till you tell your friends you failed Up a girl
G               D
 in a robot.   Now she’s getting wet
C                                         G
and you know you’d regret, now try to bone the girl

G                  C
Shalalalalala Intercourse! Riding you
G                             D
 like a horse,  this mermid is so fine
G                  C                  D
Shalalalalala try the butt, ok she’s not a
                   G
 Slut, you overstepped the line
G                C
Shalalalalala apologise, you not like
G                                D
Other guys, don’t think she’s buying it
G                 C                 D
Shalalalalala abort, this time you failed
                       G
The shot, kudos for trying it