Tom: C F C F C Rachel is a happy girl, who enjoys her life a lot. F C F C She's always smiling and full of love plus she's really hot. G7 C G7 C But I have to warn you that there is one thing that will make her really mad. G7 C G7 G If you do this thing she'll turn into a demon and you life will be really bad. [Chorus] F G C Don't smack your lips around Rachel. F G C Don't smack your lips around Rachel. F G C If you smack your lips around Rachel. F G C She will kill you. [Verse 2] F C F C You might think that I'm joking right now, but I promise that it's true. F C F C If you smack your lips around Rachel, your eyes will turn black and blue. G7 C G7 C 'Cause she'll punch you in the face and then cut of your lips so that you never smack again, G7 C G7 G but she's normally a really nice person so if you wannna be her friend. [Chorus] F G C Don't smack your lips around Rachel. F G C No, don't smack your lips around Rachel. F G C 'Cause if you smack your lips around Rachel. F G C She will kill you.