Colleen Ballinger

Reading Mean Comments

Colleen Ballinger


Tom: C

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I logged on to YouTube today
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To check my comments to see what it should say
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I was shocked by the haters I saw floating around
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So here's some of the comments that I found

[Verse 1]

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First of all u are haribile
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Ew wat was that ungly thing it looks like a fat nolife
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Your not atriative yur very agly
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Yo lips fat den a b**ch yo s**t look like to salmon patties (What?)

C                                               G
She's tertible not funny at all, what a silly gootse
        C                                          G
You are sutch a freeck and I'm not going to sub to you (Okay)
    Am          F
Are you insain, Werido, you suck
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That's what it is OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your ugley as f**k

[Chorus]
             C           G
Reading mean comments is fun to do
C                              G                   
Feeling worse about myself all because of you
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But the joke's on you, so keep saying "I want you killsd"
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'Cuz your comments make me money, and you're paying my bills
C               G                            Am          F
Doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di-di (Let's read some more, shall we?)

[Verse 2]

C               G
Happy suck your butt (Nice)
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Omg your dumb as f**k
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I'm sorry but dat be a stupid bish
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Dear God, give us back Hitler because at least he was better then this (Wow)

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Suck my dick it'll make your lips big for sure (I think I'll pass)
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I hatte you, you are so dumm wh**re
      Am                  F
Go to space and take your helmet off b**ch,
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your vagina smells like cat food and u can't sing or s**t
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(Actually I have a very healthy pooping schedule, three times a day mother trucker)

[Chorus]

             C           G
Reading mean comments is fun to do
C                              G                   
Feeling worse about myself all because of you
C                              F
But the joke's on you, so keep saying "I want you killsd"
          G
'Cuz your comments make me money, and you're paying my bills
C               G           Am                  F
Doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di-di-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di-di-yeah, 
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your comments make me money and you're paying my bills