Tom: Dm C7 C#dim A7 G Why can't you behave? G7 C#dim A7 G Oh, why can't you behave? C Cm After everything you told me G A7 And the promises that you made C7 C#dim A7 G Why can't you behave? C7 C#dim A7 G Why can't you be good? G7 C#dim A7 G And do just as you should? C Cm Won't you turn a new leaf over G A7 So your baby can be your slave C7 C#dim A7 G Why can't you behave? C There's a farm I know Cm G Near my old home town C Where we two can try Cm G Settlin' down C Cm There I'll care for you forever C#dim A7 Well, at least till you dig my grave C7 C#dim A7 G Why can't you behave? C7 (strum) Gee, I need you kid Cm (strum) I always knew you did C7 C#dim A7 G Why can't you behave?