Tom: Am C D7 G7 C If you're ever in a jam, here I am. C7 F G C If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal. G D Dm E7 If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, Dm7 F I'm your bail. G7 C It's friendship, friendship, G7 Just a perfect blendship, C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G When other friendships have been forgot Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C Ours will still be hot! F G C Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig–dig-dig. C C7 F Fm G7 F/A Abadd9 G C D7 G7 C If you're ever down a well, ring my bell. C7 F G C If you ever catch on fire, send a wire. G D Dm E7 If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, Dm7 F Borrow mine. G7 C It's friendship, friendship, G7 Just a perfect blendship, C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G When other friendships have ceased to jell Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C Ours will still be swell! F G C Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep–hep-hep. C C7 F Fm x2 G7 F/A Abadd9 G C D7 G7 C If they ever black your eyes, put me wise. C7 F G C If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. G D Dm E7 If they ever put a bullet through your brain Dm7 F I'll complain. G7 C It's friendship, friendship, G7 Just a perfect blendship, C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G When other friendships go up in smoke, Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C Ours will still be oke! F G C Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof. C C7 F Fm x3 G7 F/A C D7 G7 C If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind. C7 F G C If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt. G D Dm E7 If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, Dm7 F I won't laugh. G7 C It's friendship, friendship, G7 Just a perfect blendship, C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G When other friendships have been "forgate" Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C Ours will still be great! C C7 F Fm x3 G7 F/A G#7 F#/A# G7 C D7 G7 C If they ever crack your spine, drop a line. C7 F G C If they ever cut your throat, write a note. G D Dm E7 If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, Dm7 F Invite me too! G7 C It's friendship, friendship, G7 Just a perfect blendship, C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G When other friendships are up the crick, Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C Ours will still be slick! F G C Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack C C7 F Fm x4 G7 F/A Abadd9 G G7 C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G When other friendships have been forgot Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C Ours will still be hot!