Of course I've read Caro's book of poker tells How do you think I know what people really think of me? Some won't look you in the eye when you're under attack They're the friends who never really had your back That's why this isn't an act, I really am a sad clown As I'll smile under this painted frown So fuck you all, fuck you all Fuck your mamma in a bathroom stall Fuck you all, fuck you all Fuck you all and fuck you all, fuck you all and fuck you all There's no crystal methods or hero integrity That's cause addicts suffer from irrationality Then there's those who can't afford everything they need But still enjoy the thrill of the crime, their addiction is greed It must be nice to have convenient morality Or to be like the Swiss and claim neutrality Why do you make people feel like they're being consoled? They think you're pullin' their teeth, not stealing all of their gold A friend of mine once said to me, its just business bro, don't take it personally If you ever hear a man say that, you know he's rich and you're healing from the wound in your back So fuck you all, who like to watch me fall For those who need to step on someone to feel tall And fuck all of you who took advantage of me I hope spending my money gives you dignity I have music biz friends that say they don't cheat bands But I know they all cheat on their wives I'm sorry bra, but you got a character flaw You don't see it cause its so easy to rationalize You think fine print contracts and coloring facts Are all just a means to the ends Business men think success is who makes the most money But real men know its who ends up with the most friends Cause getting revenge is like snorting poison And its not one of the drugs I ingest I prefer prevenge cuz there's no motive and Evidence is circumstantial at best The coolest thing about this parable Is that you don't even realize how miserable Your life is because you don't have friends You've got acquaintances I intentionally made these lyrics vague enough That you'll know who you are, but you won't call my bluff If I hurt your feelings, don't get mad at me This a business don't take it personally So fuck you all, and fuck you all Fuck you all, and fuck you all So fuck you all for everything you stole Your career is on the suck side of a glory hole So fuck you all who call it business sense You just make money at other peoples' expense So fuck you and business buggery That's not kosher unless you're a Domme who's pegging me So fuck you all, and fuck you all Fuck you all, and fuck you all Fuck you all