Tom: D Intro-Chorus: E|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-----------2--3----------------| D|-----4-0----------4---6--------| A|--------------------------8----| E|--1b---------------------------| A G Holy crap Jesus D C did you really mean this? C G holy crap Jesus A my poor mangled penis! verse: Help, help, I'm caught in my zipper Poor willie winckle again I'll never tinckle?!?! help, help, I'm caught in my zipper