Tom: C From: * (Scott, Mari & Brian) G We all know Ebinezer Ab he's horny 'ol dude and C F when he farts it's really rude. e-----8----5-------------------------------------| b-------------8---5------------------------------| g--------------------7---5-----------------------| d---------------------------7---5----------------| a----------------------------------7---5---------| E-----------------------------------------8---5--| Chorus: He likes young girls lays them on his bed down goes his pants and Ebinezer's boffin' again Verse: He picks 'em up in bars likes to fondle brawers (bras) takes them to his room and steals their childhood. ---- End Forwarded Message