Tom: D G B A When your pitchin' to the batter and you feel somethin' splatter D Diareah! G B A When your runnin' into first and you feel a sudden burst D Diareah! G B A When you run into second and your bowels start to beckon D Diareah! G B A When your runnin' in to third and you got to lay a terd D Diareah! G B A When your slidin' into home and your pants are full of foam D Diareah! D Diareah! D Diareah!