So you think you're gonna cause a splash You're gonna make some cash You're gonna open every door With the wind in your hair and the sun on your face Everything's gonna fall into place You're so sure And you take whatever you can while you sit at home making your plans And if you ever gave a damn, that was long ago, it's over and done Now you think about number one [Chorus] Now it's time to be me, that's all you ever shout But you never do anything about it Now it's time to be me, I hear it every day, it's easy to say But life gets in the way You ring me up when you've had a smoke With your crazy ideas you're just full of coke and hot air A winning smile is all you've got But you ain't got a brain and you ain't got a pot Don't you care? You're always home watching sky T.V. Or down the pub poncing drinks off me Telling everybody what you're gonna be Well I've had enough you lazy sod Get off your arse and get a job