I hear a ruckus in the back Tall shadows on the wall Mable won't you wake up We got lawyers in the barn Yes we do All the rumours They're all true Don't worry baby I know what do do Many years ago there was a case of legalese Thankfully my grandad Handed down those ancient ways Yes he did (For magic) A real deal For magic Hot off the grill Ghoul Wrangler Shut 'em down Ghoul Wrangler Shut 'em down Licensed abundant Let's get our business cards certified Ghoul Wrangler I sneak up to the coop and see them Chewing on the bones Spittin' back what's laughin' at Mobile phones Yes they were Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts Diabolical to say the least At the sight of me they bare their Flashing yellow claws Bits of old porcesto wine Falling from their mouths Yes they were Hackles rose Air grew chilled For magic Hot off the grill Ghoul Wrangler Shut 'em down Ghoul Wrangler Shut 'em down Licensed abundant Let's get our business cards certified Ghoul Wrangler Thirteen bloody litigators Feasting on the hog My God, Mable We got lawyers in Our barn Twelve of them dispatched And now there's one more left to go I tranq'd his penny loafers Through the freshly fallen snow Yes I did I find a mini old stungun We got different laws down on the farm Ghoul Wrangler Shut 'em down Ghoul Wrangler Shut 'em down Licensed abundant Let's get our business cards Big time Ghoul Wrangler Thirteen bloody litigators Feasting on the hog My God, Mable We got lawyers in the barn Thirteen bloody litigators Feasting on the hog My God, Mable We got lawyers in the barn