Tom: G G D G G G C G I got a buddy named Stacy Fay, he's been known to stay up for days Am Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house, D sits in his room with his hand on his mouse G C His phone's been busy now for over a week, so I dropped by to see G D G What in Sam Hell is goin' on and here's what he said to me G G7 C G Come on in and let's burn one Cledus, no need to go to the record store C G Am D I've got every song that you're lookin' for on my PC, and they're all free G C Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs G D G I'll show you how it's done, fire up the com- puter and let's burn one G G7 Be- fore my eyes could not believe my ears every C G song ever sung in the last fifty years He made me Conway Twitty's greatest hits and threw Am D in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it G C Time sure flies when you're burnin' one, it was three A. M. when I got home G My wife was mad at me till I gave her that CD with D G a mix of her favorite songs, and I said G G7 C G Lemme show ya how to burn one, baby, no need to go to the record store C G Am D I found every song you've been lookin' for on the PC, even got me G C No you won't ever find me downloadin' porn just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn G D G And I could use some Brooks and Dunn, so fire up the com- puter and let's burn one G G7 C Country jazz rap and pop, a lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock G D G And like Toby says "Get'chya some, fire up the com- puter and let's burn one G G7 I don't know if it's wrong, I ain't sayin' it's right, C but I'd sure love to hear some Metallica tonight G D And I'm a little low on funds, so fire up the com- puter C G and let's burn one, fire it up