(feat. Humpty Hump)
[Humpty Hump]
Yo Num, open up, hurry up, Humpty Hump mane
Unlock the door mane
I think she's dead, I left her on the floor mane
[Numskull]
I'm comin' nigga, damn, you too loud, shut the fuck up
I got neighbors nigga
[Humpty Hump]
Fuck that! You gotta save a nigga!
[Numskull]
What? The fat thing I gave you?
Where the fuck you take it?
[Humpty Hump]
That's what I'm sayin'! Let me in! She ain't make it!
[Numskull]
Dude, I thought you took her home?
[Humpty Hump]
Uh-uh, that bitch is gone
[Numskull]
WHAT????!!!!!
[Humpty Hump]
Aight, we stopped at Burger King on the way home
Both of us get high, while we was waitin' on the food
Yo, you won't believe this Dude
I took her in the bathroom, did my thug thing in her mouth
Then she went limp and passed the fuck out!!!!!
[Numskull]
I'm down, let's go get her and bring her here
[Humpty Hump]
But she had no pulse, her heartbeat I couldn't hear
[Numskull]
What the fuck you mean no heartbeat and no pulse????!!!!
[Humpty Hump]
She's DEAD nigga! That's why the fuck I got GHOST
I noticed somethin' though
She was on somethin' yo
What you gave her?
[Numskull]
She came over with some high-ass behavior!
[Humpty Hump]
Well I'm bout to go and get her
My D-N-A up in her
I would ask you to go, but fuck it you know, you ain't hit her
[Numskull]
What you gone do with her?
[Humpty Hump]
I'ma dump her in the river
[Numskull]
What?
[Humpty Hump]
Uh, uh, uh, I don't know what to do, I'm stank
[Numskull]
I'm goin' too, you can't just take the case by yourself
[Humpty Hump]
You fucked?
(Numskull)
I wanted to help her with her health!
I gave her Vitamin C, D, E, and F too
Throat was so laced, she couldn't have even caught the flu
But she really wanted you, when I got her from Clee
I just did what I had to do and got a quickie
[Humpty Hump]
A fuckin' quickie?
You in it with me
And if you got her from Clee
That hoe is probably full of Hen and ecstacy
And if I know Clee, that's D-N-A sample number three
The only way we'll know what's up, we gotta get Clee
[Chorus: all]
Can't be leavin' D-N-A, No way!
We gotta carry her and bury her
There can't be nothin' scarier
Then we get the fuck outta town, on the next United Shuttle
Aight, who got the shovels?
[Humpty Hump]
Which way?
[Numskull]
You know where Clee live
Right there, knock on the door
[Humpty Hump]
Shiiiiiiiiit
[Numskull]
Ay Clee, we in some shit, what you do to this chick?
She dropped dead on Hump, nigga where you bump this bitch?
[Clee]
Man I ain't bump this bitch, a friend of mine knew her
THE FUCK YOU MEAN SHE DEAD? WHAT Y'ALL DO TO HER????
[Humpty Hump]
All I did was tickle her
[Clee]
Nigga put that on your pimp coat!
[Humpty Hump]
Well my dick did the ticklin' in the back of her throat
[Numskull]
Ay come on, let's go get the shovels man we gotta move fast!
[Humpty Hump]
My nut's still in her stomach
[Numskull]
Me, uterus
[Clee]
Me, ass
(Humpty Hump + Numskull simulataneously]
You what? I ain't know you fucked???!!!!
[Clee]
Ssssssssssssshhhhhh!!!!!!! Would y'all shut the fuck up???!!!
Gotta figure this shit out, come on we need a plan
I got some shelves in the basement, y'all gimme a hand
Now where this fat bitch at?
[Humpty Hump]
Burger King
[Clee]
What you mean?
[Humpty Hump]
You know....Burger King
[Numskull]
Stupid!
This what I'm thinkin' about, the scene already boilin'
He left the bitch on the Burger King toilet spoilin'
[Clee]
Somebody must've found her, that was hours ago
[Humpty Hump]
No, I closed the stall door and put her feet on the floor
But hold on, now how we supposed to get her to the car?
[Clee]
I bought three duffle bags, an axe, and a hacksaw
[Numskull]
Aight we here, Hump, you killed her, so you chop her
[Humpty Hump]
Chop her? Umm...aight, if I gott
