Tom: Am Am C G F Am C G F [Verse 1] Am C If I were you G F I'd drive 90 in my Am C Subaru G F Am C Match my outfit with my hairdo G F Am C G F Block my calls just to mess with you Am* G* F* C* Leaving back door every night Am* G* Before you get up F* No heads up [Chorus] Am Quit lying to youself C And everybody else G Thinking I'm a better F Version of youself Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do G F (If I were you I'd hate me) Am Quit lying to youself C And everybody else G I think you're better F Off with someone else Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do G F (If I were you I'd hate me) Am C G F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too) Am C G F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too) [Verse 2] Am C If I were you G F Am C I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom G F Am C Making new friends, I don't have to G F Am C G F Cross my legs on the barstool F* G* Am* C* Leaving back door every night F* Before you get up G* No heads up [Chorus] Am Quit lying to yourself C And everybody else G Thinking I'm a better F Version of yourself Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do G F (If I were you I'd hate me) Am Quit lying to youself C And everybody else G I think that you're better F Off with someone else Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do G F (If I were you I'd hate me) [Outro] x2 Am C G F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me) Am C G F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)