Tom: D (capo 1ª casa) (intro) D G E D D A D D Well he's never cheated G But his eyes aren't on mine E They're romancin that TV D like it's some sort of shrine A He's caressin that remote G Em Like he used to hold me D Just strokin my desire A D for new company G (only pluck string A and E) G Oh Goodbye darlin' D Got a new date tonight G It's a hot one E A involves romance, candles, and wine G We'll turn down the lights D G(only pluck string A and E) G and turn up the love D A D You ain't invited to my date with the tub D Well I'm no adultress G D Unless you count this affair D E These bubbles have gone places A You forgot were even there D G E This water's way hotter than you've ever been D A D I'm feeling all heated from my loofa sudsin' G (only pluck string A and E) G Oh Goodbye darlin' D Got a new date tonight G It's a hot one E A involves romance, candles, and wine G We'll turn down the lights D G (only pluck string A and E) G G(hold) and turn up the love D A D You ain't invited to my date with the tub (intro) D G E D D A D G (only pluck string A and E) G Oh Goodbye darlin' D Got a new date tonight G It's a hot one E A involves romance, candles, and wine G I'm just sudsin my blonde hair D G (only pluck string A and E) G G (hold) But this could be LOOOVE D A D D You ain't invited to my date with the tub D A (hold) D (hold) You ain't invited to my date with the tub