Welcome to Norway Well shake it up and fizzle it out, call it what you will There's nothing quite like getting out of your face to stop you felling ill... But the next day you're out there and you're still stoned Your only seeing policemen, you're feeling all alone You need a dose of vitamins, you need some H2O Concentration comes too fast and then it tends to go And if you get all stoned again the whole thing just repeats So pull it up and wake it up with arms and legs and feet Then you get to be so knackered cos, you're doing this and that You need to quit the madness, re-learn how to relax By the time you've reached the point at which you've lost the will to rush You'll be so relaxed that next day, you'll be doing twice as much! So pour it down or cook it up, call it what you can There's nothing quite like food and drink to stop you going mad But the next day you're out there and you're still full Of alcohol, cholesterol, wind and piss and drool You need a pile of tablets, you need a place to sit The time it takes to run around has shrunk and doesn't fit Then gradually you lose the speeds Of fast and slow and ideas feed From work to play until the need To set the gap has gone So until then I think I'll spend The week re-living the weekend And vice-versa he's off again Now where's that chorus gone? Open it up or close it down but take it when you go Cos there's nothing quite like going away to a place you hardly know And having a session of mental regress - yes yes I think we get the point... joint?! Pint?! O - S - L - O Good night!