Tom: G C G D Em G D G [Verse] G D C G Alfred and Beatrice and Muriel too Am G D Over the shop where the train passes through G D C G Play happy families the cards falling fast C G D G Alderman preacher runs up and down stairs C G D G D C G Muriel a sister but never a friend Am G D Kept well apart in the same gable end G D C G Following father at odds with the world C G D G A chip off the old block the scholarship curve [Chorus] C G D G Not any better the devil you know C G D Waiting for Margaret to go C G D Em Not any better the devil you know G D G C Waiting for Margaret to go, Oh! G D G Waiting for Margaret to go [Verse] C G D G G D C G Oxford for chemistry, mend and make do Am G D Society turned her the truest of blue G D C G Back in the shop Mr. Roberts had taught C G D G That people like flour can be sold and be bought [Chorus] C G D G Masters above and servants below C G D Waiting for Margaret to go C G D Em Masters above and servants below G D G C Waiting for Margaret to go, Oh! G D G Waiting for Margaret to go [Verse] C G D G G D C G Up to the house where the loyalty wears Am G D Thinner than carpets on father's old stairs G D C G Her friends like her enemies stretched on the rack C G D G Play happy families but don't turn your back [Chorus] C G D G The grocers and Methodists lay her down low C G D Waiting for Margaret to go C G D Em The grocers and Methodists lay her down low G D G C Waiting for Margaret to go, Oh! G D G Waiting for Margaret to go [Verse] C G D G G D C G Alfred he closes the shop one more time Am G D Little girl singing her nursery rhymes G D C G Here comes a candle to light you to bed C G D G Here comes a chopper to chop off your head [Chorus] C G D G Down with the shutters and on with the show C G D No more waiting for Margaret to go C G D Em Down with the shutters and on with the show G D G No more waiting for Margaret to go C G D G No more waiting for Margaret to go