Tom: Gm Gm Bb F C Gm Bb F C [Verse 1] Dm Bb F C Preserved and safe on a high-up shelf Dm Bb F C Where soiled little fingers can't mess Dm Bb F C Catalogued labeled and rarely-played Dm Bb Dm Polished and pure and possessed [Chorus] Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's not music Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's a pickle Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's not music Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's a pickle [Verse 2] Dm Bb F C Best keep your songs in the safety of darkness Dm Bb F C And never expose them to light Dm Bb F C Open with care pack in the box Dm Bb Dm All your songs might grow wings and take flight [Chorus] Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's not music Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's a pickle Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's not music Gm Bb Aaaahh aaahh F C That's a pickle [Bridge] Gm Bb Pickle F C Pickle Gm Bb Pickle F C Pickle Gm Bb Pickle F C Pickle Gm Bb Pickle F C Pickle Gm Bb Pickle F C Pickle Gm Bb Pickle F C Pickle [Outro] Gm Bb F C D Bb F C