Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share But only if you're stinking rich enough Martini people are happy people They always smile because they're getting paid To sing and dance and have parties in the South of France Wouldn't you do the same, if you got the chance? Uncork the speedboat from the bottle and be whisked away From reality today, to packaged dreamland UK From the TV screen to the Sunday magazine Fancy cigarette packets, dead animal jackets From the big flashy car which runs on British Petroleum From BP's investments in Australia in Uranium Dinner is served!